Happy birthday big guy… Just a sec… There! Hey, dummy. Do you ever dream of life among the stars? POW! Well, now you can live that dream aboard our magnificent ship… The Morning Star! BOOM! Let’s meet the crew. First up is Malphite. Big boy with a heart of gold. We’re still working on his temper. Then there’s Yasuo, our Captain. Nothing phases this guy. Watch. Heads up! Hmm… And finally me. Jinx. Your trusty pilot. I also like ‘splodin stuff! Whew. Yeah! But wait, there’s more.
We do all kinds of junk, like: Recreational activities, hands-on medical training and team building exercises! [CENSORED] YOU AND YOUR
[CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] Oh, here’s the best part! This beautiful and psychotic assassin wants to annihilate our entire crew. Here’s a little message he left us. You took what is mine! I will find her, and I- So cool… So consider this your- invite to join the greatest crew in the galaxy. The only question now is what’re you waiting for? No, no, no. C’mon, NO! Not the camera! So kid… whaddaya say?