Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay


>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE FOOD WE HAVE. CLAM JUICE. CHICKEN FEET. SALMON ICE CREAM. COW TONGUE. GRASSHOPPER. HOT SAUCE. PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE. AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY
FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR YOU CHOOSE
SOMETHING. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME
FIRST.>>SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU
GAG. THE COW’S TONGUE. OKAY? NOW, THIS ONE, JAMES, WHICH
PRODUCT THAT YOU’VE BEEN PAID HEAVILY TO ENDORSE DO YOU NOT
USE? ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( APPLAUSE ) CHASE, CURRY OR APPLE MUSIC.>>James: CHASE BANK, KUERIG
OR APPLE? WHICH DO I NOT CHOOSE?>>BON APPEÉTIT.>>James: OKAY, WELL —
( CHEERING ) I’VE EATEN WORSE. I’VE EATEN IN A COUPLE OF YOUR
PLACES. ( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE ) OKAY. GORDON, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU — I’M GOING TO CHUCK SOME SALMON ICE CREAM YOUR WAY.>>(BLEEP).>>James: OKAY? HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. RANK THE FOLLOWING CELEBRITY
CHEFS FROM BEST TO WORST. WOLFGANG PUCK, BOBBY FLAY, AND
JAMIE OLIVER.>>OH, COME ON!>>James: WHICH OF THOSE. ARE THEY FRIENDS OF YOURS? ARE YOU GOOD FRIENDS?>>(BLEEP).>>James:
( LAUGHTER ) LAUGH
>>James: SO, BEST TO WORST. NO, YOU’RE NOT. GOING BEST TO WORST. WOLFGANG PUCK, BOBBY FLAY OR
JAMIE OLIVER.>>BEST, WOLFGANG PUCK.>>James: OKAY, GUARANTEED. ( APPLAUSE )
NUMBER TWO?>>JAMIE OLIVER. AND ON THE BOTTOM BOBBY (BLEEP)
FLAY. ( APPLAUSE )
THE LAST FIVE YEARS WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO A COOKOFF FOR
CHARITY IN VEGAS. HE WOULDN’T SIGN THE CONTRACT. NOW, BOBBY, SIGN THE CONTRACT,
YOU LIMP (BLEEP)! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW!>>James: HI, BOBBY. IT’S NOT ME. IT’S ALL HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY, GORDON, CHOOSE THE NEXT THING.>>WE’VE HAD A COW’S TONGUE
APPETIZER. NOW IS THE ENTREÉE. I’M GOING TO GO WITH — IT’S
GOING TO BE CHICKEN FEET, BUT IT’S GOING TO BE MARINATED IN
PICKLE PIG FEET. SLOWLY MARINATED. ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE — ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A MAIN COURSE NOW. RIGHT. QUESTION. JAMES, YOU WERE IN THE FOLLOWING
MOVIES: PETER RABBIT, EMOJI MOVIE, TROLLS. RANK THEM FROM WORST TO BEST. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
HUNGRY?>>James: I FEEL SO BAD
BECAUSE I LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED ON THOSE FILMS, BUT
THIS IS — I CAN’T EAT THAT.>>IF YOU PINCH YOUR KNOWS, TAKE
A LITTLE BITE OF CHICKEN FOOT AND SIP IT DOWN WITH SOME JUICE,
IT WILL GO DOWN. AND USE THE NAIL TO FLOSS IN
BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>James: I WILL GO — COME ON! I’LL DO — I’LL DO BEST TO
WORST. BEST TO WORST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T
WORKED IT OUT. NUMBER ONE, PETER RABBIT, STILL
IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NUMBER THREE MOVIE IN THE WORLD —
( LAUGHTER ) NUMBER TWO, TROLLS, THREE
EMOJI MOVIE. THERE. ( APPLAUSE )
OKAY?>ALL RIGHT. GORDON, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU — I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME BULL’S PENIS, BUT MARINATED
IN A LITTLE SPLASH OF HOT SAUCE, OKAY? SO, HEY, YOU STARTED THE
MARINATING, BUDDY. THERE YOU GO. THERE’S YOUR BULL’S PENIS
MARINATED IN HOT SAUCE. GORDON, A LOT OF CELEBRITIES
VISIT YOUR RESTAURANTS. WHICH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU NOT
WANT BACK? THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHO IS NOT WELCOME BACK? WHO’S NOT WELCOME BACK AT RAMSAY
TOWERS?>>YOU (BLEEP). ( LAUGHTER )
THE FIRST PERSON WHO’S NOT WELCOMED BACK IS JAMES CORDEN. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) HE’S AMERICAN. (BLEEP) IT. I CAN’T.>>James: REALLY? DON’T DO THAT MUCH, NOT WITH HOT
SAUCE ON IT, GORDON! YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )>>James: THERE’S MILK THERE,
WHICH I THINK IS QUITE GOOD FOR HOT SAUCE. THERE’S MILK THERE.>>WHERE’S THE SAUCE FROM?>>James: I THINK IT’S THE
HOTTEST ONE WE COULD FIND. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) OOH! (BLEEP). OKAY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?>>NO. MY NOSE IS RUNNING. AND I THINK MY ASS IS BLEEDING. ( LAUGHTER )
IT IS BLEEDING. (BLEEP).>>James: ALL RIGHT. GORDON, YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR
ME.>>SO GRASSHOPPERS, AS YOU KNOW,
ARE APPROACHING.>>James: YES. SO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOME
GRASSHOPPERS, MARINATE THEM –>>James: COME ON, THIS
MARINATING IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!>>MARINATE IT IN CLAM JUICE.>>James: IT DOES LOOK LIKE
(BLEEP). OKAY, GO FOR IT. GIVE ME A QUESTION.>>JAMES, POSSIBLY THE MOST
IMPORTANT QUESTION SO FAR ESPECIALLY CAREERWISE, WHAT
COUNTRY IS BETTER, ENGLAND OR THE U.S. O U.S U.S.A.? ( APPLAUSE )
>>James: YOU HAVE TO EAT THAT!>>WOULD YOU LIKE MORE JUICE?>>James: NO! TAKE A SPOON, MIX THEM
AROUND. THEY’LL GET LESS CHRIS PEAND
SWALLOW QUICKLY. GOD, SMELLS LIKE —
>>James: IT’S CLAM JUICE. CANNED OR FRESH?>>James: WHAT DO YOU THINK
I’M DOING? OUTSOURCING THIS MYSELF?>>I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOU. GET A SPOON.>>James: NO, WAIT. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BEING HERE IN
AMERICA.>>YES.>>James: I CONSIDER IT A
PRIVILEGE EVERY DAY. THERE ARE PEOPLE I MISS GREATLY
AND I LOVE BACK IN — I CAN’T ->>THERE YOU GO. HEAD BACK. ( CHEERING )
EAT! EAT! EAT, EAT, EAT! EAT, EAT, EAT! ( AUDIENCE CHANTING )
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL RIGHT WITHOUT THE CLAM
JUICE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED
INSIDE MY MOUTH. I MEAN, IF YOU GOT A PROPER SHOT
OF THIS? LOOK AT THIS. LOOK IN THERE. LOOK AT THAT.>>EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT!>>James: RIGHT. OKAY. GORDON, I WILL TAKE GREAT
PLEASURE RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR LAST QUESTION IN PRESENTING YOU,
SINCE YOU’VE BROUGHT IN THIS WHOLE MARINATING VIBE, I’M GOING
TO SERVE TO YOU A CHICKEN’S FOOT INSIDE SOME SALMON ICE CREAM
TOPPED OFF — ( CHEERING )
YOU STARTED IT! THERE IT IS! YOU STARTED IT!>>THAT’S UNFAIR BECAUSE I’M A
CHEF AND YOU’RE A HOST. THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD AND MY
PALLET IS FOR MILLIONS.>>James: YOU JUST ATE BULL’S
PENIS IN HOT SAUCE SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL YOUR LAWYER. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. GORDON! YOU EAT A LOT OF BAD FOOD. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU (BLEEP)
YOUR PANTS? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL STAR CHEF,
ONE OF THE GREATEST EXPORTS BRITAIN’S EVER HAD. YOU ARE MARRIED, YOU HAVE FOUR
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
CALLED YOUR PARENTS? EAT, EAT
( AUDIENCE CHANTING )>>James: GUYS, GUYS —
( CHEERING ) HE’S GOING FOR IT! HE’S GOING FOR IT! ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERING ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GORDON
RAMSAY!

100 thoughts on “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay

  1. He always eats it though so why even ask him a question? Haha I am glad that Gordon actually made that food way more disgusting because that was the only way he was ever actually going to answer a question instead.

  2. This game should be called “spill your guts or watch the host chew something gross for 3 seconds and spit it out.”

  3. Both of them are gay assholes, cowards to take some shitty foods. Those are still foods you morons!! Go to a country that eats garbage then you will learn how to value food!

  4. If they were properly cooked to the best abilities of the cook I’m sure they could all taste good. I’d eat all if it was me

  5. I don't see Gordon as a coke fiend, but he definitely had a few drinks in his dressing room before this skit. He's so uppity!

  6. People in my country love chicken feet … it’s so weird for me though. They also eat fish eyes on the regular. So yeah some of this food may look weird but people in other parts of the world are like “mmm that looks delicious.” Lol

  7. James:spits nicely in bucket to not make his floor dirty
    Gordon:Spits gross stuff that is horrible to clean on floor and spits water in bucket

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