100 thoughts on “Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open – SNL

  1. Stfu you dumb blonde bitch he still fucked you da fuq is this storm a cummin unless it’s on your face 😏

  2. It's funny.when they break.attorney client privilege. If it happens to them no reason it can't happen to you. Your rights don't mean shit. Have fun laughing at the eroding of what's left of your rights

  3. SPERMY DANIALS IS NOW SUING HER "ATTORNEY" MIKIE AVENOTTI FOR FRAUD.
    THEY ARRESTED THE TURD AND HE NOW FACES 200 YEARS IN PRISON FOR A VAST NUMBER OF ILLEGALITIES INCLUDING ALLEGEDLY IMBEZZLEMENT. THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA SET HIM UP AS A SAINT AND A PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER!!! HA HA HA WOW!!!!

  4. The crazy thing is, this is a year and a half old! The phone calls, Guliani nutcase,etc.Some kind of time warp, twilight zone thing going on

  5. I think they should do a skit of how Clinton and epstien and the Hollywood elites drug kids take them on a private jet to the island and rape them… lol Lolol. That would be epic… this lame Trump shit is old and limp like alec baldwin.

  6. No storm ever came, and this was all just propaganda to delegitimize trump. Imagine how funny snl could be if they didnt have to suck democrat dick.

  7. And then…. Stormy ends up having to pay Big Daddy Trump money.. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ Damn.. gotta love it..

  8. Fake News, entertainment of the masses when real news that is harmful to the general public call over the United States of America.

    Below are only SOME REAL NEWS THAT THEY ARE NOT REPORTING.
    Uber Lyft have over saturated the market of drivers throughout the United States and the world. They do this because so many drivers quit because all drivers see how they are ruining their cars for rideshare and not getting compensated property.
    Once a car needs repair MOST DRIVERS know how to do the math and quit.
    Divers also need to know that Uber pays their drivers who work in their Uber hubs/offices to post faults earnings so encourage drivers to drive. Thise employees are paid to bagger the real drivers on social media by bombarding with comments like " why don't you quit, name calling, degrading drivers, ect… they post on social media like Facebook and all they are is fake Uber drivers that don't drive at all. I seen this first hand when I first started and need to go into the SF Uber office for something. An Uber office employee at the greenlight hub showed me what he was doing. I'm 59 years old and I think he figured this old lady doesn't know anything and she is harmless but what the little guy doesn't know is that I come from the protest era lol we use to protest for anything years back because the mortgages and rents weren't what they are today and WE ALL we're able to FIGHT back for injustice.

    This young Uber office worker was a white little booger picker and driving a Lamborghini on our hard-working efforts and getting RICH ON US DRIVERS. He was about 28, 30 or so but drives a LAMBORGHINI?!! Not on MY WATCH!!!! I seen THAT LITTER BOOGER PICKER get in to his car on a visit to a greenlight hub and I was shocked and pissed off because I thought, here I am working myself and my car to the bone being expoided and grossly under paid on every ride and making these rats rich ON MY BACK. 😭😠😑 NOT TODAY UBER!!!
    FIGHT BACK!!!

    IVE WRITTEN CITY ATTORNIES, D.O.T. DEPARTMENTS, JUDGES, ASSEMBLY MEN AND WOMEN TO LET THEM KNOW ABOUT THE ABUSE IN OUR WAGES AND WE ARE FINALLY BEING HEARD AND UNDERSTOOD.
    YOU DRIVERS THROUGHOUT THE U.S. AND THE WORLD NEED TO DO THE SAME. FIGHT BACK THE POWERS THAT BE!!!

    MORE REAL NEWS;
    Now they put CARRAGEENAN and Xanthan gum, fluoride, trisodium phosphate which is what they use to make paint thinner in some of our cereals, which all the above should be out lawed. We should be suing the FDA for allowing this mess.
    This is causing us love ones to get deathly sick, causing diseases like irritable bowel syndrome IBS, TUMORS AND CANCERS. They put chemicals in our toothpaste, foods, shampoos, lotions and potions that CAUSE CANCER.

    CHILDREN ARE DYING OF CANCER, AUTO-IMMUNE DISORDER in unprecedented numbers but and yet we are being lied to by remarks and written articles of people living a lot longer when in fact the masses along with children are dying like flies left and right. (Download the free "FOODUCATE" APP FOR FOOD AND THE THINK DIRTY APP FOR ALL OTHER PRODUCTS. THE BOTH GRADE YOUR FOODS AND PRODUCTS YOU USE FRO A THROUGH F. BY SIMPLY SCANNING THE BAR CODE. THAT'S WHY companies stated putting their barcodes in their packages foods in areas where it makes it difficult to scan. Our vote is our purchase.

    They are creating these geoengineered clouds that are made up of toxic CHEMICALS that also cause cancer and different DISEASES and few people fight back.. SMH. It never used to be like that.

    They pay millions of Rideshare driver's throughout the U S. and the world peanuts and few drivers protest and fight back. This is a sick Injustice amongst the middle class and poor people of the U.S. and the world working class.

    Computers in McDonald's to replace job's when companies like this are FLITHY RICH!!! I DONT PATRONIZE THESE BUSINESSES AT ALL BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED JOBS ALWAYS. SOON THESE AUTONOMOUS VEHICLES ARE GOING TO COME OUT, THE Rich will TAKE millions of jobs in the UNITED STATES JUST FOR THEIR PROFIT and the WORLD WE LIVE IN WILL CHANGE FOR EVER WITH MORE CRIME AND HOMELESSNESS THAN EVER BEFORE. DOCTOR OVER PRESCRIBING OPIATES TO THE DEPRESSED, THEREFORE PERPETUATING MORE HOMELESSNESS, WHICH HELP CONTROL THE POPULATION FROM FIGHTING VACK BECAUSE THEY ARE HOOKED ON DRUGS AND THEREFORE EASILY CONTROLLABLE.

    FIGHT back NOW! THE ELITE ARE GETTING OVER ON THE REGULAR WORKING CLASS AND ALL THE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWING THEMSELVES TO BE BAMBOOZLED BY THIS FAKE NEWS AND MEANWHILE THE RICH USE "OUR TAX DOLLARS" TO PAY THESE CLOWNS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO INVESTIGATE THIS FAKE NEWS. MEANWHILE WE DRIVERS DRIVE IN STREETS THAT HAVE POT HOLES LIKE WE ARE DRIVING IN WAR ZONES.

    WAKE UP WORLD!!! WE ARE ALL BEING ENTERTAINED BY A PUPPET SHOW AND WE ARE ALL COMMENTING ON THE GARBAGE WHEN REAL NEWS ISNT NAKING THE NEWS!!

    WE SHOULD STOP THESE CROOKS FROM USING OUR TAX DOLLARS LIKE THE BANKSTERS DID TO TAKE OUR HOMES. THEY PAID THE BANKS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND THEY POCKED THE MONEY WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS. ITS THE CROOKED GOVERNMENT COATING THE POCKETS OF THE RICH (All the government needed to do is reduce the interested rate of these mortgages that were 2,3 5,7 and 10 year ARM LOAN'S that were getting ready to adjust/mature and they should have mandated the banks to automatically adjust these loans which guild lines were far off the normal loans and force the Banks to adjust them all to a fixed rate mortgage automatically without the homeowner having to refinance. The banks created these N.I.N.A LOANS, which had a "NO INCOME, NO ASSET requirements to qualify for these loans.
    I COULD GET YOUR DOG A LOAN SO LONG AS YOUR DOG HAD A PULSE. YOUR DOG DIDNT EVEN NEED A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. I JUST NEEDED A PIN NUMBER FOR THE DOG AND I COULD GET THE DOG A MILLION DOLLAR LOAN.
    THIS WAS A BANKSTERS SET UP AND THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO PRISON BUT OF COURSE "IT'S A WHITE COLLAR CRIME" SO…WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES.

    They keep raising our taxes stating that they will fix the streets and we drive in streets that look like they'd be in some war zone village and yet they keep raising the taxes on the poor and middle class. The rich are NOT PAYING THEIR FARE SHARE. WHEN ARE WE AMERICANS GOING TO WAKE UP?

    Getting back to rideshare and the abuse…
    I've been protesting in San Francisco and Los Angeles since I started. I'm not letting NO ONE take advantage of me, ever! FIGHT BACK, FIGHT THESE CROOKS, WAKE UP! YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE, IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FIR 6 YEARS NOW ON YOUTUBE AND YOU PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW IT!! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE?

    THE WORLD IS BURNING, FLOODING and you sit and do nothing BUT ALLOW YOURSELVES TO BE ENTERTAINED BY THESE CROOKS WHO LEAD OUR COUNTRY.

  9. Other than the ’Jaws music’ playing when Baldwin came up behind McKinnon, this impression is just pathetic. It is, miss Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, and Will Ferrell actually did a great job with impressions. This is just pure hatred and people laughing at anything that makes fun of Trump.

  10. "donald I know you don't believe in Climate Change". "But a storm is comin baby". Oh yeah, it still is comin baby lol.

  11. Scarlet could dress like a hobo and she'd still be the most bangable chick on this planet. Shes a sexier Ivanka than the actual one

  12. These skits are sooo silly. Just designed to make Trump look bad. If you notice, none of the things joked about actually turned out to be true.

  13. 5/10/16: "New Trump Election Prophecy: Trump Will Be The Elected President, Says Galactic Channeller-Expect & Do Not Fall For Character Assassinations By Main$tream Media."The forces of the Light [God & his Angels] are supporting him [Trump] because of the need to oppose the Establishment.This has not just happened by coincidence, i.e. they are not supporting him because he happens to be aligned with the Divine Will [which he IS] — No, it’s like he has incarnated for this mission & there have been manipulations to get to this point. It is in relation to the Ascension and the fact that the Earth & Solar System are in a galactic alignment & crossing an area in space that is intense in photonic light. This is having an influence upon mankind. It is causing an awakening & a liberation from the forces of darkness that have been controling it [for so long]."The battle is going to be won for Donald Trump on the voting day & there is no doubt that it will be so. These sinister and malicious beings who are in position of control as they are in the White House, will have no more right to be there". – From [link to http://www.indianinthemachine.com/2016/05/10/new-trump-election-prophecy-trump-will-be-the-elected-president-says-galactic-channeller-expect-and-do-not-fall-for-character-assassinations-by-mainstream-media/]

  14. Only 10M views? When's this thing gonna go viral?! πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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