Kim Kardashian West Fixes Internet Headlines About Her and Her Family | ELLE

Another dumb, f_____g Kanye / Get Out reference. It’s like… People are so f_____g dumb and stupid. Hey, I’m Kim Kardashian-West, and I’m gonna
read headlines, and I’m gonna rewrite them and tell you what really happened. The first headline, “‘My son is a genius!’ Kim Kardashian claims Saint, aged two, has
a high IQ, because he can spell gargantuan as he nests at home with third baby.” That’s pretty accurate. I would just keep that as-is. Saint West is a genius, and he did spell gargantuan. That was his first word, that he’s ever spelled. So, pretty crazy for a two-year-old. “Chubby-faced, 22-year-old Kris Jenner, models
in never-before-seen shots.” I actually tweeted about this, because this
headline really bothered me, because it didn’t say “chubby-faced,” it just said “chubby Kris
Jenner.” And she definitely was not chubby. She was 22 years old and gorgeous and stunning. So, I would say, “OMG! Stunningly beautiful, youthful Kris Jenner
models in never-before-seen shots.” “Kim Kardashian proves a third baby won’t
stop her form posting racy photos.” I would keep that as-is, as well. Because, a third baby will not stop me from
posting racy photos. I think I will always post whatever I want
to post, and nothing will stop me. “Now, people believe that Kylie Jenner is
secretly Kim Kardashian’s surrogate.” She’s definitely not my surrogate. Our surrogate is on our show. So, you’ll be able to see that experience. “Kanye West sends Kim Kardashian emails about
what’s hot and what’s not.” Absolutely, he does! Kanye sent me an email about to not wear huge
sunglasses anymore. And what he does is, he’ll just send me amazing
mood boards and great references of smaller glasses, and say, like, “Oh my God, you have
to, like, have your team find these.” And like, “These look really cool. You should be wearing these.” So, he sends me inspirational emails. But he’ll do it, whether it’s, like, home
décor, whether it’s, like, vacation spots. He sends me these mood boards, of like, the
best home décor that just gets me so excited for, like, furniture shopping. So, yes, he’s really good at that. “Fear not! Kim Kardashian’s hair will always be done,
per her will.” Absolutely. I made a section that if I am so out of it,
that I can’t even communicate, and I’m like, s______g on myself, I definitely need my hair,
my nails, and my makeup done. I want to look as good as possible. So, I would rewrite this headline to say,
“Kim Kardashian’s hair, makeup, and nails will always be done, per her will.” “Kourtney Kardashian frees the nipple on date
with Justin Bieber.” I’ve never heard of this. I have no idea. Again, I don’t speak about other sisters and
what they’re doing. “Kourtney Kardashian taking aim at Kylie’s
cosmetics empire with her own line.” I’ve never heard of this. So, I don’t know if Khloe’s coming out with
her own line. I saw that online. I forgot to ask her. So, I don’t think that’s true. At all. “Kris Jenner really is trying to trademark
the work ‘momager’ for new lifestyle brand.” Kris Jenner HAS trademarked the word “momager,”
and that was… a decade ago. If I were an editor for the day, I think I
would actually just put out, like, real headlines. Like, “Was that a crib being delivered to
Kylie’s house?” No, you guys are so dumb. Does a crib look that big?

100 thoughts on “Kim Kardashian West Fixes Internet Headlines About Her and Her Family | ELLE

  1. Kim's appearance is in the latest episode of KUWTK where she fought with kourtney bc she was being lazy and annoying..

  2. This was the same day as the fight with Kourtney, that’s why she said Kortney instead of Khloe because she was on her mind

  3. I just watched short snippets of the new season of KUWTK of kourt and Kim getting into a huge argument where kourt even cried…. It's this same day…. So Kim def had an eventful day that day 😂😂

  4. Like um,, yea so like, like, omg these people are so dumb, like, like.. like OMG.. Like , seriously you guys, like..

    Like, take a shot every time every time, like, Kim says "like"

  5. their family is such à bad exemple for out generation like people don't even realize it it's so sad i want people our age and younger to grow up confident un their body and not like they have to have perfect body like on tv wich is most of time fake

  6. I will wear whatever looks good on me…I don't wear whatever is in style, I create my OWN
    style! It must be hard on celebrities who are always in the spot light, because you "MUST"
    wear what's in style…NOT ME! I only prefer casual, classy look that never goes out of style!
    I would hate to be in Kims' shoes!! No wonder she's always full of anxiety !!

  7. This was the same day she was fighting with Kourtney, she's wearing the same clothes and hairstyle.Whew she gave no fucks this day she must've been in a mood

  8. Major editing mistake… Kourtney in place of khloe 😮i m sure kim refused to re do it and scared everyone who asked to correct it 😀😀😀😀

  9. Correct me if im wrong but, isnt this the same outfit kim wore during the episode she and kourt had a fight about christmas card shoots? 😂

  10. Whaat so she's proud of the racy photos? Cold
    Wondering why she has biracial children pray that they don't kill her then they're older and find out their family is apart of the problem. I thought is was only kylie being jealous when she was younger talking about #what_girls_do_it_best but hey its all of them.

  11. I think I'm over come,I used to like her.i think fame is getting on her head,she is too much.i go for Kourt nd Kendall just naturally beautiful down to earth pple

  12. It's so obvious Kym doesn't want her sisters to be successful. She's so competitive!! The look on her face when she was reading Kourtney and Khloes headlines just hurts!

  13. Two minutes listening this brainless creature and it is all anyone can take. Help!!! It is so painful I have to stop and run out of here. This 2 minutes just confirmed my opinion of these people!! LOL!!!

  14. Look at me I’m Kim Kardashian I’m perfect. I’m the most perfect person on the planet for real. All I have to say to that is fake ass bitch. Team Courtney with a C.

  15. This lady is and family are evil witches sold there soul for fame and 💰💰💰💰💸💰

  16. " if I was a editor for a day i would put out real headlines "

    bitch you would only say " not getting plastic surgery is against the law"

  17. I think Kim Kardashian is stupid in the stupid b** there's no way in hell I'm going to let there and my boyfriend or husband sit there and tell me what you wear or not to wear that she know how to f**** think for yourself and everyone sick and tired and annoying seeing you post pictures of your f**** body

  18. Kim Kardashian is a homophobe – read her tweet. Any gay person that follows her on social media must hate themselves.

  19. Is this the same day she had that big fight with kourtney? Coz she’s wearing the same shirt and the same jewelery, and she never does that, am i wrong? Can someone confirm this for me?

  20. Please continue to sell sex because that’s what you do best. I hope your girls go to college and use their brains instead of their bodies.

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  22. You only think we’re stupid and dumb for noticing and calling out your bullshit. No 2 year old that doesn’t even know their ABCS spell gargantuan. She’s a selfish narcissist

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